I refuse to talk "Starbucks Talk"

A "Coffee Grande"? No way!

Okay, so I am not really fluent in "Navy Speak"

This is a conversation I recently had with my buddy who wanted to show me around his naval base.

Old school humor, I guess - Or how you can troll your grandkids

Some grandparents have odd senses of humor. My grandpa's was very particular.

So, I went to a wedding last night

It was a really great time. Especially once the dancefloor was opened up for business.

General rule of thumb?

Regarding the internet, we should adopt the treehouse-principle.

How old do you think I am?

Have you ever looked at people your own age and thought "It can't be true that I look as old as them, can it?"
If so, this story is for you:

And then the fight(s) started

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, ìI want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.î I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started...