I post the most entertaining things I can find that have nothing to do with elephants.
So, it is truly irrelephant.
I would be a domesticated dog, thats the life
I want to be a domestic cat, this is better than a domesticated dog, more independence...
I would be a pig, they have orgasms that last 20 minutes. you eat all day and roll around in mud n shit, fuck yea
A tiger! They fuck +100 times a day!
A Coala bear.