Just some good 'uns I found surfing the web. Some short, some longer but all are funny... at least to me

Conversation in the office: "Did you take French?" "No, I took German. But THEY took France, so..."

I just over heard a friend saying " on a scale of Anne Frank to Osama Bin Laden.... How good is my hiding spot?"

I told a girl once that if she had as many penises sticking out of her that had been stuck in her she would look like a porcupine.

The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil

Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'

Stuff I have to teach my nephews

- Teach them to yell "are you having sex?!" every time he knocks on a locked door.
- Teach my nephews a new game called “Hide the Remote”. The rules were simple, if they see a remote, they must hide it. As long as it is hidden, they are winning.