Ah, to be young and drunk...

Back in my young drunken days I once stupidly kicked the door of a bus (breaking the window) because the bus driver wouldn't let me ride without paying. (I know, right?)


Since I was black-out drunk at the moment I didn't remember anything of the whole event when questioned by the police, and therefore wouldn't confess. So the case went to court...

Six months later, in court, I still had no idea what had happened that night. When the bus driver was questioned, he stated that I had shown him my Club Nintendo member card (from 1993) and claimed that it granted me free bus rides. At this point I shouldn't have laughed. But I did. Loudly.

Needless to say, I lost the case.