So, we're flying to the US and about 30 seconds before we were due to land, (obviously we're travelling extremely fast at this point) an automated message comes over the speaker
saying:
"WARNING. WARNING. PLEASE TAKE THE EVASIVE MANEUVER AND COVER YOUR HEADS. PREPARE FOR A CRASH LANDING."
Naturally, I was terrified at this point as we're about 50 ft from the ground, travelling at huge speed and everyone thought we were going to crash.
After a short time of uncertainty, another automated message says
"PREPARE FOR A WATER LANDING."
Now, at this point we're about 20ft above the run way and we all just looked out the window, at the solid ground all kind of confused.
As we touch down the pilot apologises and explains he pressed the wrong button.
I thought I was going to die.
I post the most entertaining things I can find that have nothing to do with elephants. So, it is truly irrelephant.
LOL, you must be traumatized for the rest of your life.
ReplyDeletewow this is just too creepy
ReplyDeleteman this is insane
ReplyDeletei think i would have waited for him....and slapped him lol
ReplyDeleteThat is awesomely funny. Why do they have buttons for automated warning messages like that? Seems the only reason would be to cause accidents like this.
ReplyDeleteomg, 3 people died from a heart attack. 10 people broke up because they confessed having another relationship
ReplyDeleteNot a fuck was given that day
...yet,
ReplyDeletewe're still gonna croak someday, dear.
Better get ready.
How?
Peruse our paragraph, pal.
God bless your indelible soul.