A man was driving down the street in a sweat because he had a very important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up to heaven, he said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place, I will go to church every Sunday and quit drinking!"
Just then, a parking place appeared - the closest one imaginable.
The man looked up again and said, "Never mind, I just found one."
I post the most entertaining things I can find that have nothing to do with elephants. So, it is truly irrelephant.
Haha... unfortunately so true.
ReplyDeletethis is really true
ReplyDeletehahah so awesome :D :D
ReplyDeleteLOL people say this all the time!
ReplyDeleteThis made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteI hate people who don't make promises they intend to keep, or at very least wont admit they never intended to.
ReplyDeletehahaha this is sad..but true..and funny!
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