Sunday, March 20, 2011

A couple of things that go through my mind on a sunday

You know what the moral of Disney's Up is? - You can only go on having an adventure once your wife is dead!

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My new motto? - "Episode IV of your life begins at 30. Everything before that is just prequels."

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You know, I think foreplay is totally unnecessary. I mean, I don't stand in front of the garage and honk for 15 minutes before I drive in...

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My favorite passtime? - Whenever I get bored on long train rides, I google the novels people are reading and tell them the ending

7 comments:

  1. Hahahaha, laughed about the last one:)

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  2. lol @ the last one. What a troll

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  3. Lol the last one is messed but I got to admit it is funny!

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  4. If someone did that last one to me... There would be hell to pay.

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