You know what the moral of Disney's Up is? - You can only go on having an adventure once your wife is dead!
My new motto? - "Episode IV of your life begins at 30. Everything before that is just prequels."
You know, I think foreplay is totally unnecessary. I mean, I don't stand in front of the garage and honk for 15 minutes before I drive in...
My favorite passtime? - Whenever I get bored on long train rides, I google the novels people are reading and tell them the ending