Wednesday, March 9, 2011

How old do you think I am?

Have you ever looked at people your own age and thought "It can't be true that I look as old as them, can it?"
If so, this story is for you:


My friends name is Sylvia and she sat in the waiting room of her new dentist for her first visit.
On the wall was his diploma which stated his full name.
Suddenly, she remembered this tall dark and handsome guy from her highschool class of '75.
Could this be the same guy, she thought was a total hotty back then?

Well, when she saw him, she immediately gave up on that idea.
There was this old guy. Grey, thinning hair with deep wrinkles on his face and totally too old to be one of her class mates.

However, after he was done checking her teeth, she asked him if he went to her old high school.
Interestingly enough, he said: "Why yes, I did".
"When did you graduate?", she asked him.
"Class of'75. Why do you ask?"
She said: "You were in my class."
He looked at her. A little puzzled... and then this old, ugly, balding, grey haired, wrinkled, fat-assed dude asked her:
"What class did you teach back then?"

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